OOC Chat 1: Calculating navigational path

[Richard Winter]

>be me
>legendary MechWarrior
>fought in like 51 Wars
>Gunnery 0
>Pilotiong 0
>Common GATOR of like 3 or 4
>Constantly rolls 2's
>*feels bad man*

[Catherine Maia Hayes]

As in?

• You: 1 LL + 4 ML, hit on 3+. All miss.
• Enemy Locust, LCT-3D variant (20t, with 2x LRM-5, that's it): Shoots both LRM-5's at point blank range. Somehow hits. Cluster table: All missiles connect. Hit location: all headshots. Strips 9 Armor off of the head location, hits structure with the 10th missile, confirms Crit, kills pilot?

XD

[Yori Hakamada]

Ha! Sometimes the dice are hot and sometimes...they come back for what is owed.

Turn 2. Mr Marauder missed every shot in his point blank alpha (and almost burst into flame, note to foolish me, do not ever alpha a Marauder -3D) then a hornet got boxcars on some LRMS, 2 on target location and promptly critted the cruader's engine :O

Maybe we all need to sacrifice to the diceroller that be? Dark prayers to Megamek?

[Richard Winter]

It's the same wisdom with Orokos: Never wear pants when rolling dice!

[Alex Kovac]

So, I am doing things wrong... I wear pants when rolling Orokos... but pray to the dice gods when rolling.

[Yori Hakamada]

You can try wearing orokos and praying to the pants gods?

Pauses, looks at Csesztreg system, looks at in game date, looks back at system.

Maybe we should all be praying a lot?

[Richard Winter]

[Spoiler]There are no SLDF descendats coming for the inner sphere[/Spoiler]

[GM Yuusha]

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of aliens.

[Catherine Maia Hayes]

... if I see any facehuggers, I will commence the laser shooting! >_<

[John Slaktare]

... if I see any facehuggers, I will commence the laser shooting! >_<

Doesn't even need to be face huggers. Any type of huggers is likely to get lasered by me.

[Gianna Rains]

Another battletech tabletop closely fought game ending in a concession by myself. I have lots of new respect for shootists now and much less for marauders. My crusader performed very solidly though so perhaps a could sign of things to come?

Are you in the Crusader Club for Planet's Fall, Yori? Alex and Gianna are both rocking Crusaders, because yay LRMs.

[Richard Winter]

Crusaders so hot rn

It's not like there's a different kind of crusade on our way

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

Doesn't even need to be face huggers. Any type of huggers is likely to get lasered by me.

I'm willing to take that risk.

[Gianna Rains]

Mei is far too cute to be lasered! Don't turn her into literal goo!
*members of the Kindergarten intercede, keeping hugs off of Butcher and lasers from shooting any comrades*

[Richard Winter]

*stands on the sidelines*
*prepares plastiflesh*

[John Slaktare]

It's all good. Just because I fire lasers doesn't mean I will hit anything. Shooting is hard. Easier to chop

[Gianna Rains]

It's all good. Just because I fire lasers doesn't mean I will hit anything. Shooting is hard. Easier to chop

As quoted in the posthumous biography Hatchetman: John "Butcher" Slaktare's Guide to Life, Love and Other Mysteries.

[Yori Hakamada]

Are you in the Crusader Club for Planet's Fall, Yori? Alex and Gianna are both rocking Crusaders, because yay LRMs.

Yes indeed. A CRD-3K seems to make sense for Yori lorewise and is also a relatively well rounded trooper soon our crusaders will darken the skies!

[Catherine Maia Hayes]

Cat is happy with a Wolverine WVR-6M. Laserpounce! ^-^

[Aleksandr Korolov]

I just wanted a heavy mech that went fast so Grand Dragon here we are