Pets You Can't Pet (D7 LE Yori's Room)

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"Well I don't know about BEST, they are warm and comfortable and I think they would go well with your outfit. If you want I can bring them by for you to try on. So what about accessories, are you gonna wear a belt with those jeans? I wonder what Richard will wear, hopefully not that polka dot shirt I got him as a gag a while back; probably the scarf, he's been wearing it a lot lately."

Mei seemed to consider things for a moment as the mentally riffled through Richards wardrobe.

"So have you two picked a spot yet or are you just gonna walk around a bit and find a place?"

[Yori Hakamada]

"Well I don't know about BEST, they are warm and comfortable and I think they would go well with your outfit. If you want I can bring them by for you to try on. So what about accessories, are you gonna wear a belt with those jeans? I wonder what Richard will wear, hopefully not that polka dot shirt I got him as a gag a while back; probably the scarf, he's been wearing it a lot lately."

Mei seemed to consider things for a moment as the mentally riffled through Richards wardrobe.

"So have you two picked a spot yet or are you just gonna walk around a bit and find a place?"

"That might be nice."
Pause
"You can try on one of my pairs of shoes, if you wish."
To Yori that seemed a perfectly fair trade.

"I did not specify if I would wear a belt. Do you think it will be impolite to wear one without having agree it ahead of time? And may I ask why Richard needed a gag, was he in extreme pain?"

As for the destination, she pulls out her commpad and shows the as for Windyridge Guest House
"We have a destination in mind, it is supposed to be of some quality."

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"I do not think the sudden appearance of a belt would bother him, with the loss of the bra you will still be wearing the same number of items previously agreed upon if you did wear one."

Mei wasn't sure if that mattered but it seemed like something Yori would consider.

"Windyridge Guest House...sounds fancy. Please let me know what you think of the place, I may have a date or...three in the future."

[Yori Hakamada]

"I do not think the sudden appearance of a belt would bother him, with the loss of the bra you will still be wearing the same number of items previously agreed upon if you did wear one."

Mei wasn't sure if that mattered but it seemed like something Yori would consider.

"Windyridge Guest House...sounds fancy. Please let me know what you think of the place, I may have a date or...three in the future."

That actually seems to soothe Yori a little.
"Yes, that is correct. It is simple a minor change in support equipment to a lower area. I am sure he will consider it reasonable."

She nods at the second part
"I hope it is fancy. I am not sure if will be fancy enough for three dates, but we can probably analyse that with the data from one."

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"So Richard is just about the closest thing I have to a brother, so he is pretty important to me. So i'm curious about what brought him to your attention. What is your interest in him?" Her tone was light and teasing full of mock sisterly protectiveness.

[Yori Hakamada]

"So Richard is just about the closest thing I have to a brother, so he is pretty important to me. So i'm curious about what brought him to your attention. What is your interest in him?" Her tone was light and teasing full of mock sisterly protectiveness.

"He's...he's..."
Yori's brow furrows slightly.

"He's kind, and open. When I talk he looks and he listens, and he does not sneer or laugh or get annoyed, even when I am annoying. He's nice to me, and he's happy to share his interests."
Pause

"He was more interested in discussing his manga then propositioning me. I like that."

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"Yeah that sounds like Richard." She said with a smile. "Class act that one and it doesn't hurt that he's hot. The best part is that it isn't just an act, he really is like that. When he starts flirting you'll know though for sure. SO can I see one of these surveys, I'm super curious about the formatting and all that."

[Yori Hakamada]

"Yeah that sounds like Richard." She said with a smile. "Class act that one and it doesn't hurt that he's hot. The best part is that it isn't just an act, he really is like that. When he starts flirting you'll know though for sure. SO can I see one of these surveys, I'm super curious about the formatting and all that."

"He is well proportioned, I like that his eyes are evenly spaced and that he washes regularly."
Yori seems to have particular standards

"A survey? Of course, you can fill it in if you wish."
She goes to her desk and rifles through until she finds her survey stack and selects one before handing it over.

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"Well, I try not to compete with my friends over people. It's really my only rule when it comes to relationships, it's the reason I've never tried to get with Richard myself as one of my lancemates has a big crush on him and even though they are never going to act on it the idea of hooking up with someone a friend of mine likes seems kinda evil to me.

...

Do you often encounter people who don't wash regularly?"

Mei shuddered at the though, greatly enjoying feeling clean.

[Yori Hakamada]

"Well, I try not to compete with my friends over people. It's really my only rule when it comes to relationships, it's the reason I've never tried to get with Richard myself as one of my lancemates has a big crush on him and even though they are never going to act on it the idea of hooking up with someone a friend of mine likes seems kinda evil to me.

...

Do you often encounter people who don't wash regularly?"

Mei shuddered at the though, greatly enjoying feeling clean.

Yori seemingly doesn't follow this at all, but she nods none the less.
"It is not a binding contract, but I respect your wishes. If you want you can give it to prospective partners of your own?"

There is a slight nod at the last question
"It happens, particularly in laxer companies. I find it very unpleasant. There are rules."

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"Turtle was like that when I first met him, as soon as I became his lance leader I had to stop that shit quick. His room is still a nightmare to walk into but he at least keeps himself and his clothes clean so he doesn't smell or anything. Meanwhile I am always worried that someone is going to complain about how much hot water I use, I'm very picky about cleaning especially body hair."

[Yori Hakamada]

"Turtle was like that when I first met him, as soon as I became his lance leader I had to stop that shit quick. His room is still a nightmare to walk into but he at least keeps himself and his clothes clean so he doesn't smell or anything. Meanwhile I am always worried that someone is going to complain about how much hot water I use, I'm very picky about cleaning especially body hair."

"Ah...I am exactly the same. Anything out of place or slightly unclean bothers me tremendously. Your hot water is being used appropriately."
Thinking to herself
"Tsuge always keeps himself clean and perfumed, Mori is fastidious and Kawabe is..himself. He does smell of cigars but there are worse vices."

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"Do you wear any perfumes? I'm more of scented lotion girl myself, I find it much more subtle and I'm gonna moisturize anyway so it's two birds, one stone."

[Yori Hakamada]

"Do you wear any perfumes? I'm more of scented lotion girl myself, I find it much more subtle and I'm gonna moisturize anyway so it's two birds, one stone."

"Does deodorant fit that definition?"

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

Mei grew contemplative. "Though often scented I'm not sure something designed to prevent odor can count as something that creates an odor; not if it's going to do what is intended. Not that it's something you need for a breakfast or anything though if things go well with Richard you might consider getting something that smells like flowers; that's sure to get under his skin."

[Yori Hakamada]

Mei grew contemplative. "Though often scented I'm not sure something designed to prevent odor can count as something that creates an odor; not if it's going to do what is intended. Not that it's something you need for a breakfast or anything though if things go well with Richard you might consider getting something that smells like flowers; that's sure to get under his skin."

Yori nods, apparently Mei's explanations for her reasoning helped the lieutenant immensely with working out the whys of such things.

"So I should purchase some perfume that smells like flowers? That's simple enough."
gravelly
"This information is very helpful, I am glad you have provided such useful intelligence on the target."

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"Target?" Said looking a bit shocked. "It's a breakfast not a fire-fight Yori. Relax, be yourself, try to have a good time and be honest about what you want. That's the only real advice I can give."

"That and to always stretch before engaging in rigorous activity." She said suggestively.

[Yori Hakamada]

"Target?" Said looking a bit shocked. "It's a breakfast not a fire-fight Yori. Relax, be yourself, try to have a good time and be honest about what you want. That's the only real advice I can give."

"That and to always stretch before engaging in rigorous activity." She said suggestively.

"You are right. Intelligence on the."
Cocking her head.
"Subject?"

Cocking her head even more to the right.
"Will it not kill the mood if I begin my stretching process before the rigorous activity? Or is this something we could do together?"

[Mei-Ling Zhou]

"No you just work the stretches in while you are undressing. You can disguise it as stripping slow and seductively but really you're just getting limbered up. Even if you just do it blatantly it's not nearly as big a mood kill as getting a cramp while getting busy."

Mei nodded like she had just imparted some great wisdom.

[Yori Hakamada]

"No you just work the stretches in while you are undressing. You can disguise it as stripping slow and seductively but really you're just getting limbered up. Even if you just do it blatantly it's not nearly as big a mood kill as getting a cramp while getting busy."

Mei nodded like she had just imparted some great wisdom.

Yori just stares, and stares and stares.

"I...worry I am not as skilled as you. I have never done any of that before. Usually after a an agreed upon time myself and my partner will confirm we are willing to become intimate. Then we go to whichever of us has the closest quarters and...become intimate. I hope I have not been letting all of them down by skipping such a step. Although I have only cramped once, and that was more likely a result of the relative positioning than a lack of preparation."

Pause
"Is it rude if I say you must have lots of experience? I mean it as a positive observation."